You think I'm joking? Look at this sonogram from 12 weeks. It seriously looks like a prop from an episode of The X-Files. The kid looks human from the side (see the image immediately below), but from the front it is clearly not of human origin. And look at that creepy, bony arm. This is clearly not the product of two well fed (human) individuals such as Shervyn and me.
At 14 weeks, we learned that we were giving birth to the hyper active spawn of Skeletor. In 1 minute 7 seconds the kid did a total flip from laying on its back, to floating face down in the womb. And note that once again the kid looks human-ish in the nice side view. I promise that the blob on the right side is the head and the blob in the middle/left side is the body. But in the second picture you can clearly see the skull, spine, and ribs.
Creepy I tell you, seriously creepy.
